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As if it wasn’t bad enough for me…

I was on the roof last night, walking, when my mother called me.

Ammi: “Come down.”

Me: “In five minutes.”

Ammi: “Do you know your sister has secured the first position in the ACCA “Tax” Paper in all of Pakistan?”

Me: “Uh…okay.”

Ammi: “I want you to get first position in your GRE. I want you to get full marks, understand?”

Me: “???”

Ammi: “Ali? Ali?”

*****

First position in Pakistan…I’m really starting to have doubts about the intelligence of the nation. On the positive side, I have reached the 1000 visits mark on my blog. (Don’t tell anyone…half of them are mine!)

 

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Posted in Me, Women.

By SAWJ
April 3, 2008  with 44 Hits

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  1. Fariha Akhtar said
    on April 4, 2008

    MashAllah. Congrats to u and ur sister :) Girls are intelligent..wud u disagree? :P

  2. SAWJ said
    on April 4, 2008

    Thanks. Yes I’ll disagree. You don’t know my sister.

    “Rattafication is the best qualification for an examination.”

  3. Asma said
    on April 4, 2008

    LOL, congrats to you and your sis :)

    Hard target eh?? Everything does work on rattafication :P

    Ok prove us wrong :)

  4. SAWJ said
    on April 4, 2008

    Thanks. Just come and live with my sister and everything will prove you wrong!

  5. Salman Iqbal said
    on April 4, 2008

    you suck man! ;P

  6. Salman Iqbal said
    on April 4, 2008

    btw…congrats to rida!

  7. SAWJ said
    on April 4, 2008

    I suck? Man you are so dead! Wait till I see you…

  8. Absar said
    on April 5, 2008

    Muahahahah! If I know your mom… you are SO grounded man! :P

  9. SAWJ said
    on April 5, 2008

    Thank God you don’t know her! I’m on the edge but I haven’t been pushed over yet.

  10. Absar said
    on April 7, 2008

    I’m guessing that by ‘walking’, you mean ’smoking’ :P

  11. SAWJ said
    on April 8, 2008

    No, I wasn’t smoking. I don’t smoke.

  12. Nikki said
    on April 8, 2008

    Congrats for ur Sister, but yeah ur under the knife now. What are the plans, going to Flunk or excel the whole world :P thats tough isnt it ;)
    But Parents, cant say, one is the hero and the other always gets under the knife ;)

  13. SAWJ said
    on April 8, 2008

    Thanks. I have spent my whole life under the knife. Current plans are to run away to America for my MS away from the knife but my mom knows how to murder by a phone call.

  14. Rida said
    on June 27, 2008

    hahaha :P thanku every1 :P n i DONT believe in ratta, tax is all calculation!

  15. SAWJ said
    on June 27, 2008

    What the heck are you doing, going through my blog? Plus this post’s way too old!

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