I was on the roof last night, walking, when my mother called me.
Ammi: “Come down.”
Me: “In five minutes.”
Ammi: “Do you know your sister has secured the first position in the ACCA “Tax” Paper in all of Pakistan?”
Me: “Uh…okay.”
Ammi: “I want you to get first position in your GRE. I want you to get full marks, understand?”
Me: “???”
Ammi: “Ali? Ali?”
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First position in Pakistan…I’m really starting to have doubts about the intelligence of the nation. On the positive side, I have reached the 1000 visits mark on my blog. (Don’t tell anyone…half of them are mine!)
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MashAllah. Congrats to u and ur sister
Girls are intelligent..wud u disagree? 
Thanks. Yes I’ll disagree. You don’t know my sister.
LOL, congrats to you and your sis
Hard target eh?? Everything does work on rattafication
Ok prove us wrong
Thanks. Just come and live with my sister and everything will prove you wrong!
you suck man! ;P
btw…congrats to rida!
I suck? Man you are so dead! Wait till I see you…
Muahahahah! If I know your mom… you are SO grounded man!
Thank God you don’t know her! I’m on the edge but I haven’t been pushed over yet.
I’m guessing that by ‘walking’, you mean ’smoking’
No, I wasn’t smoking. I don’t smoke.
Congrats for ur Sister, but yeah ur under the knife now. What are the plans, going to Flunk or excel the whole world
thats tough isnt it 
But Parents, cant say, one is the hero and the other always gets under the knife
Thanks. I have spent my whole life under the knife. Current plans are to run away to America for my MS away from the knife but my mom knows how to murder by a phone call.
hahaha
thanku every1 
n i DONT believe in ratta, tax is all calculation!
What the heck are you doing, going through my blog? Plus this post’s way too old!