One day an employee sent a letter to her boss asking for an increase in salary:
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I’m $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.
Your$ $incerely,
Norman $hah
Boss’s reply:
Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying that the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the US may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
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LOL, welay boss and worker huh??
((welay is farigh in punjabi
))
and how come norman is a she??
Don’t know, its a forwarded email! So, are you Punjabi?
Ah han … yup I am
I’m a mahajir. In the future, you’ll be PM and I’ll be President…
Hmmm … under 73’s constitution:
1) I cant be a PM or president.
2) I dont want to be one
We can make amendments to the constitution just like Nawaz Sharif did. As for the second point, neither do I but I’m worried for my country.
Your country? What’s your country? Jinnahpoor? Die you altaf-hussain-sponsored-terrorist die! >:|
Can’t defend yourself? or are you too educated and civilized that you don’t want to engage yourself in such useless discussions? In either case, feel free to delete my comment. >:|
And who the hell might you be?
“What’s your country? Jinnahpoor?”
No it’s Pakistan.
“Altaf Hussain Sponsored Terrorist?
That’s actually funny. What makes you say that?
“Can’t defend yourself? or are you too educated and civilized that you don’t want to engage yourself in such useless discussions? In either case, feel free to delete my comment.”
Can’t defend myself? From what? Don’t want to engage in such useless discussions…what discussions? And I’m not deleting this comment, I want to know your answer!
Your country is Pakistan? That sounds weird. It really does. If you were Pakistani you would have never called yourself a mohajir you idiot.
You must be MQM, right? Well MQM is a terrorist organization sponsored by Altaf Hussain in association with PML(Q).
And by the way, you didn’t delete my comment because you couldn’t. You hardly get any comments you mohajir!
Never found ethnic jokes funny
@ Rammal: Yes my country is Pakistan but I’m a Mahajir as my family migrated from India. I’m a Mahajir because of my origins, that does not affect my being a Pakistani or my respect for my country. I am a Pakistani and I always will be, whatever my origin. As for idiots like yourself, who are so narrow-minded that they can’t take a joke for a joke, I feel really sorry.
Altaf Hussain does not “sponsor” MQM. And I can easily delete your comment whenever I want to, I get enough comments for that. The reason I don’t want to is because I want people to know about your stupidity.
@Raza: The joke wasn’t ethnic. It was more like political.
But it had a touch of ethnicity to it. Never mind.
It was a joke, man. This form of humor is called “banter”.
Haha. I’m impressed by your intellect. I really am. Pakistan really needs ghettos like you. So please, make us proud by killing thousands of innocent people like you guys did on May 11.
God bless Pakistan and long live Pakistan. And, may God also protect Pakistan from mohajirs like you.
– EOF –
And I’m impressed by your memory. It was May 12, not 11 and around 40-50 died on that day, not thousands. And it wasn’t done by Mahajirs. It was done by people like you who can’t stand the views and beliefs of others.
ROFLMAO!
This is HILARIOUS!