Hoping to be human someday!

The Ways of Death…

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Saturday morning a dumper crushed a man and his wife going to drop their child to school on a motorcycle. Nobody new about it till one of my mother’s aunts called to inform us that they were both our distant relatives. Moreover, Sunday had been the day of the woman’s father’s Chehlum(40th day after death) but it also became her Soyem(second day after death). Her brother is the husband of my mother’s cousin.

I was disturbed by this but the account that follows is even more depressing. One of mother’s aunts, a teacher, narrates:

I went to school today. In the class, I found everyone very active except for one boy who was very depressed. I inquired if something was wrong.

He said that while coming to school he had seen a terrible accident. A dumper had crushed a couple on a motorcycle. They had thrown their little boy off the bike to save his life but gotten killed themselves. Their heads had been crushed with their brains showing and the little boy was crying hysterically near them, alone!

This reminded me of another incident: the infamous Benazir Bhutto return to Pakistan.

A worker of PPP, nephew of an acquaintance, was sitting with his friends on the night of Benazir’s return, not in the rally. Suddenly he decided to go to Shahrah-e-Faisal to greet BB. When he reached there, he told his friends that he was going forward to shake hands with her near her vehicle. He went ahead when suddenly their was an explosion. He turned and went back to look for his friends when their was a second explosion and he was killed. All of his friends survived but he died.

Truly, the ways of death are unfathomable!

Please recite a Surah-e-Fateha for the departed souls and pray for the poor child.

Losing my mind…

Sunday, March 30th, 2008

Sunday morning: Turned my computer on to study for my GRE Computer Science Test. Opened my hotmail inbox in another. There was an email titled “[grecs] STUDY DESTINATION GERMANY” so I opened it. I minimized both windows and started doing some other work. A few minutes later, I remembered that I had to study so I restored a window and started to memorize:

“Hello Friends,

Global Education Consultancy Services (GECS) has been inspiring force for many students who wish to study in universities abroad. You can visit us at www.gecsindia.com to know more about us.

We provide valuable tips required for students.

Benefits of Germany

  • It is the 3rd largest host country after US & UK
  • Courses are taught in English
  • German Degree is recognized all over the world
  • Lots of discount as a student, which will reduce your living expenses in Germany
  • German Immigration Law allows a student to stay for one full year after completion of studies
  • Germany visa is valid in 15 Schengen countries, which includes Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Greece, Holland & others.”

Ten minutes into it then I started to realize: “Wha…What the hell? This isn’t Computer Science!”

Forwarded Email : Asking For A Salary Increase

Friday, March 28th, 2008

One day an employee sent a letter to her boss asking for an increase in salary:

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I’m $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $hah

Boss’s reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying that the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the US may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Forwarded Email : A Mother’s Love

Thursday, March 27th, 2008

I usually don’t like emails of this nature but this one caught my attention and it shows how we take our mothers for granted. Please read it and ponder over how you have been treating your mother all along. Time to change?

Forwarded Email : Restaurant Math

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Your age by the number of times you want to eat out:

  • First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat (more than once but less than 10).
  • Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold).
  • Add 5.
  • Multiply it by 50.
  • If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758… If you haven’t, add 1757.
  • Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number.

The first digit of this was your original number, i.e., how many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.

The next two numbers are YOUR AGE!