Hoping to be human someday!

My Matrix Program

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Sometime around four months ago, I wrote a program in Java that takes two predefined 4 x 4 matrices, multiplies them and displays the result in matrix form. It took me more than two hours to figure out how to do it and another one to code it. It had more than four nested ‘for’ loops to accomplish the task. It was something I considered my “hallmark achievement”!

For the past week I had been thinking of posting it on my blog so I could have something here to depict that I am a coder/developer, however bad. I searched for it on my computer. Wasn’t there. I looked into my USB hard drive. Wasn’t there either. I came to my office and searched for it on my network folders and drives. It wasn’t there either. After searching the hard drive of every computer, I learned that many of them had been formatted and their operating systems reinstalled.

Now I am sitting here disappointed, with nothing to do, no jokes to crack, no smile on my face, after losing the best program I ever wrote (in Java) somewhere into the depths of the ocean full of USBs, network folders and formatted hard drives. May God help me in this hour of depression and sorrow! You can post your condolences as comments.

Saying of Ali(A.S.)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Adversities often bring good qualities to the front.

Ali(A.S.)

Saying of Ali(A.S.)

Thursday, January 31st, 2008

Bear sorrows and calamities patiently, otherwise you will never be happy.

Ali(A.S.)

Factsheet –> Composition of the Sun

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

By weight, the sun is 70% hydrogen, 28% helium, 1.5% carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen, and 0.5% all other elements.

Chuck Norris Facts

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
  • There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
  • Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
  • Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
  • Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
  • There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
  • When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

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