A sardar, on the first day of his new job, works till late in the evening on his computer.
The boss was happy and asks him what he was doing so late.
Says the sardar, ‘The keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.’
Interviewer : How does an electric motor run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr……
Interviewer(shouts): Stop it.
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…
Sardar had twins, he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same, disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF – I SARDAR, SHE
SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY….

