- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- To err is human, to forgive is not a company policy.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
- In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
- All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.
- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
- He who has the gold, makes the rules. —-> Murphy’s golden rule.
- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.
- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
- If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
- Especially for Engg. Students —-> If you bunk a class, the professor will take attendance.
- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
- After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
- If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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