Forwarded Email –> Some Thoughts

• Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
• To err is human, to forgive is not a company policy.
• The road to success is always under construction.
• Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
• In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
• All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
• Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works.
• You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
• Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
• He who has the gold, makes the rules. —-> Murphy’s golden rule.
• If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late, the bus is still late.
• Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
• When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
• If you have paper, you don’t have a pen. If you have a pen, you don’t have paper. If you have both, no one calls.
• Especially for Engg. Students —-> If you bunk a class, the professor will take attendance.
• The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
• After a long wait for bus no. 20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
• If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
• If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

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