I was standing on the second floor of my office building, at a shop, buying something to eat. Suddenly a guy came rushing up the stairs towards me and asked:
“Which floor is this? The second?”
“Yes”, both me and the shop keeper replied.
“The third is above it, right?”, the guy remarked and rushed up the stairs.
My facial expression was like, “Is he for real?”
“No, it’s down below”, the shopkeeper replied after a long funny pause.


Office? you got a job? Son of a *****! You didnt tell me man…
Not yet man, not yet! Internship, not job.
ghalat baat. Should have shared that man!
Shared??? That man?
hahaahahaha!
Maza aa gaya!