This one’s an oldy, I believe, but pretty funny:
Once there was a little boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, “Mommy, I have to p***.”
The mother said, “Son don’t say p*** in church. Next time you have to p***, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite.”
The next Sunday, the litle boy was sitting by his father this time, and once again, he had to go to the bathroom.
He told his father, “Daddy I have to whisper.”
The father said, “OK. Here, whisper in my ear.”
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Dude, I’m telling you… women are evil!
Yes…they are!