Hoping to be human someday!

The Game Of Words…

Why do you say Allah Hafiz and not Khuda Hafiz?

P.S. Rasool-e-Ummi is no longer password protected.

Classic Snoots from Snooty

Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for the one and only…SNOOTYYYY!!!


  • @anasimtiaz if mom saw me watching tv…she gona beat me up wid her jhotiyan
  • @anasimtiaz u dont know what jhootiyan is ?? shoes chapal bhoot foot wear
  • @senilius_110 @anasimtiaz do u ever read ma blog …. *naraz*
  • @Senilius_110 lolssssss koi nahi …..hayee agar kaal yahan din ko bijli chali jaye at wrk… ma boss would let me go home early… dua karo
  • @senilius_110 wthhhhh i stayed up till 3am wth wth :( maar kaahni hai?
  • @senilius_110 oh and yeh i am already naraz so u cant b naraz ….dats against da rule
  • @senilius_110 main lunch kar rahi hon …bilkol bhook nahi hai…tum kaah lo ;)
  • driving on an empty road is so much fun……vvveeeee am queen of da roadssssss
  • damnnnn i should’ve brought ma dslr :(
  • @senilius_110 jin kay sar par caaht aur pahon kay neechay zameen na ho wo ghar kahan say lain gay @qurrata
  • @senilius_110 qchi baat hai…i jst had to get dat out of a system ;)
  • damn i cant type
  • @senilius_110 wateve i said earlier dat stuff
  • why whole wrld is sad :S @hmkz_91 @anasimtiaz @senilius_110 @talhaz
  • its mid night and am burger king
  • there was nothing wrong wid wireless ….. it was turned off on ma laptop hehehehe
  • @Senilius_110 shukeriya ejaazat ka muahahahahahhahahaha lol
  • @Senilius_110 behtaa saab sohbat ka asaar hai… mera apna koi kamaal nahi ;)
  • lolsssss lecture suno lecture…. luk teacher is starin at u omg u r in troubleeee @hamnaahmed @anasimtiaz
  • mallu da blue eyes man omgggggggg no wayyy :O @senilius_110 @qurrata @hmkz_91 do something @senilius_110
  • @Senilius_110 u r soooooooooo slowwwww 10yrs later u came up wid “Hain” lol
  • @senilius_110 muje depression ho raha hai :(
  • hayyyeee o rabbaa
  • @hmkz_91 big fat jhooti
  • u know u r frm vancouver when u take an offense for being askd if u r frm toronto….
  • @atwixt dont tlk to me u dont exist LOLLLLL
  • @anasimtiaz omg r u ma twin r somthing :O @qurrata
  • @hmkz_91 u both r stupid
  • @anasimtiaz haayyee nahi u think i’m sell fish :( i jst want u get well soon so u can enjoy ur vacation by helpin wid guitar :p
  • @shezzzles wat if u hav mistaken me for someone :p or wat if u didnt …aab keyaa ho gaaa kuriyaaa ;) muahahaha
  • @anasimtiaz *smacking ma head* r u pretending to not know or ur lost ur memory wid ur bemaari
  • @absarshah that sounds so lik me…gentle, patient, content, sweet, amazing, wonderful, n religious too i guess am frm malaysia too…
  • @hmkz_91 u said u r in bed but u r on twitter =( i wanted to show u ma hot pink dress n makeup …. oh well ur loss *snooty*
  • u r were bzyy @qurrata and @hmkz_91 was lik i am in bed… well now i am in ma maassi walay huleya main …. :S
  • @anasimtiaz ma fingers r hurting… should i chop ‘em ?
  • @anasimtiaz yeh =( i know …. i am tryin to b old
  • nahiiiiiiii :( @anasimtiaz @senilius_110 i cant afford to brk da strings
  • @senilius_110 =( i am gareeb … dil na jalahoo mera… cant even think abt doin dat @anasimtiaz
  • @hmkz_91 kaam bahga karoo na budhii amaa
  • i feel blaaaaahhhhh:S
  • off to bed…… Allah meyan suba ankh kull jaheee :(
  • @absarshah kay taste ka tu pata tah esa hi hai mager @siras_ tum ko keya ho geya :O acha balah hota tah haye hayeee
  • @anasimtiaz gori as in horse :O wow i was wondering where u disappeared …. =( london chalay gay =(
  • yeh happy new year to u too…. see i do fikar for u :D now u owe me ;)
  • @Senilius_110 aaawwwwwww *behossh*
  • @AbsarShah dont pick on ma today … i am sneezing like 80 kmh and ma head spinnin in 360
  • @Senilius_110 OMG OMG sawjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj i had to tell u something ….. u r ma oldddd blog reader… i know u frm 2008
  • @hmkz_91 main b maroon gi …… ;)
  • @Saadie ma cat is fat…*snooty* doc said stop giving her candies so she is on diet these days … i make her run by runnin after her
  • @qurrata omggggg yesterday whole night i was sneezing o_O that means all ma brain cells died ???
  • @qurratA wats Food Basic godddd u spent $99.55 on FOOD :O *behossh*
  • @Senilius_110 change is gud chalgozayyyy
  • @qurratA WHERE IS HUDAAAAAA….answer me, dont be stupid
  • *smackin ma head* ma id is so hard even i forgot wen loggin in today
  • @hmkz_91 oh noooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOoo
  • THEY woke me up for mosque and made me get ready, put nice dress on, make, brand new ear rings and THEY forgot me home :(
  • I will never gona pakaho ur dimaag @hmkz_91 @qurrata @senilius_110 @absarshah @anasimtiaz



She’s gonna kill me now. Inna lillahi wa inna ilaihir rajeoun! :D

Mo’jza-e-Husain (A.S.)

On the 10th of Muharram, 1431 AH, 2009, more than 40 of my Azadar brothers lost their lives to a suicide bombing in the Ashurah procession to commemorate the martyrdom of Imam Husain (A.S.) and His companions (A.S.).

Here is a first hand account of my friend’s relative who was at the blast site:

I was standing on the foot path, across the road where the blast happened. When it did, I was knocked down and for five minutes I lost all my senses and lay there. When I got up, all was dark.

Now watch the footage below.

Can you see any of the Alam-bearers fall, right ahead of the blast site? None fell, no Ziarat was martyred. When people were knocked off their feet by the blast wave, why didn’t the Alam-bearers, holding Alams well above 15 feet in length, fall?

And the procession continued on with it’s journey with a stronger will.

This is what happens when you mess with Azadars. Our resolve to mourn the Martyrs of Karbala (A.S.) strengthens, even if it means certain death!

Chahay jitna bhi zulm ho jaaye, Maatam-e-Husain (A.S.) nahin rukay ga!

Kar lo jo karna hai…

Most Powerful Being

Who is the most powerful being of all?

Dinon Ki Khichri…

The following conversation took place on a Sunday.

Sher Ali: Aaj kya din hai?…*pause*… Aaj Peer (Monday) hai? Kal kya din tha?

Me: Aaj Peer hai, kal Jummayraat (Thursday) tha.

Sher Ali: Kal Jummayraat tha? Achha…*pause again*…nahin yaar, kal Jummayraat nahin tha. Kal Mangal (Tuesday) tha…nahin, kal Budh (Wednesday) tha…nahin nahin, kal Hafta (Saturday) tha!

Me: Haan…bilkul!

Long pause.

Sher Ali: Aaj Sunday hai!

Me: Nahiiinnnn yaaarrrr, sahi batao!

Sher Ali: Haan, aaj Sunday hai…*long pause*…kal Tuesday ho ga!

Me: ABE CHUP KAR NAMOONAY!